Interpret signs and catalogue

[barush]

There are times when I adore my mother, seriously.

So I'm sitting here, listening to Johny Cash's cover of Nick Cave's The Mercy Seat and looking at some pics of Chester (LP) from a Ve'Cel photo shoot. And my mother comes in...

Mom: Is that Johny Cash?
Me: Yeah, but the song is by -
Mom: Nick, I know.
Me: How do you know?
Mom: *ignoring the question and pointing at Chester's crotch* Is that his penis?
Me: Er, guess so.
Mom: Dude, what a huge cock!
Me: *mouth hangs open*
Mom: Lunch will be in a minute. *leaves*

Really, it was rather surreal lmao

On another note, I need to finish this!!!!! God, this fic sucks more than anything I've ever written and it's not even done yet. And I can't think of a decent ending! *weeps*

Edit: This is the first time I need an actual help with a fic and nobody's here right now. Good times.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I am not A friend but THE friend! :D

OSlinka

[thegreenkat.livejournal.com]

Well, to me, you are THE friend (and therefore I'm sorry!), but to her, you are A friend, 'cos she doesn't know you ;) :P
Lol, btw, how did you find my comments here. :D

[barush.livejournal.com]

btw, how did you find my comments here. :D
She's stalking me.

Also, I guess I've missed you guys. Or saw you and didn't know it was you? o.O

[thegreenkat.livejournal.com]

I saw you three times, so you are obviously blind!* Lol. Well, we were two weird individuals walking through Hejcin today, everyone was like "huh?" lol. We've met Vasiljevova, Adamikova, Faberova and Dostalova, which is *ewww*, I've seen also Polednova, she looked different, then Mazacova, she looks exactly the same as 3 years ago, and Burdova (but she's married and I don't know what's her name now, she teaches chemistry) and we've also seen some new weird teachers. Blah. Oh, and Kovarikova, we were talking about her some time ago, right? And we were in Franta's office too. He's cute!
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Jednou u schodu nad bufacem (o velke prestavce), jednou jsi sla dolu z uplne horniho patra (prestavka po 3. hodine) a jednou ve tride 1.B6 (tu stejnou prestavku, ale pozdeji)!! Hahaaa, a ted rekni, ze jsi to nebyla ty! XD

[barush.livejournal.com]

Wow, so many teaxhers!=)) Yup, Franta is defo cute haha

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No nevadi, treba priste....lmao Ja sem asi fuckt uplne mimo=) Ale vetsinu lidi uz tam neznam, tak mi tak vsichni splyvaji asi, ehm.

[(Anonymous)]

You are a bit blind :P I am around more often than you think. No stalking, lol.

OSlinka