Interpret signs and catalogue

[barush]

There are times when I adore my mother, seriously.

So I'm sitting here, listening to Johny Cash's cover of Nick Cave's The Mercy Seat and looking at some pics of Chester (LP) from a Ve'Cel photo shoot. And my mother comes in...

Mom: Is that Johny Cash?
Me: Yeah, but the song is by -
Mom: Nick, I know.
Me: How do you know?
Mom: *ignoring the question and pointing at Chester's crotch* Is that his penis?
Me: Er, guess so.
Mom: Dude, what a huge cock!
Me: *mouth hangs open*
Mom: Lunch will be in a minute. *leaves*

Really, it was rather surreal lmao

On another note, I need to finish this!!!!! God, this fic sucks more than anything I've ever written and it's not even done yet. And I can't think of a decent ending! *weeps*

Edit: This is the first time I need an actual help with a fic and nobody's here right now. Good times.

Comments

[barush.livejournal.com]

Your fic wins at life <33

I've just turned my drug!fic into a psycho!Chester stalker!fic. I have no idea if I'm not going too overboard with it but I don't have any other ending. Guess the girl will just have to deal with it, eh.

[cookie-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well it's a tough subject so... Good luck?

[barush.livejournal.com]

Thanx, I guess.

[cookie-wolf.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't want me to beta? Seriously. I won't laugh.

[barush.livejournal.com]

Actually... I'm not so sure anymore. The ending is (will be) rather weird but I won't have time to change it if you tell me it's fucked up. I'm torn between rather not knowing and trying to save it lol Also, I don't wanna waste your time on that.

[cookie-wolf.livejournal.com]

You won't be, shouldn't take long. I'm just curious.