Take the scissors in your shaking hand (cut out the bloody dream)

Is it normal that I'm in love with my gay hairdresser? I can't help it really, he's just too cute. I've been there today and he's been talking about his boyfriend and I was like 'awwww'. Dunno, maybe I read too much slash and it's starting to have some effects on me. But God, I could stare at him a whole day...*drools*